Dear Coffee,

How I love you, old friend! We've been through everything together. Painful mornings, long nights, road trips, lazy afternoons, grand get-togethers with mutual friends...

Sadly, though, each time we are together lately, I find myself quite upset by you. :(  Regrettably, I feel that we must take a break from one another. 

 I think it's only fair to inform you that I've been spending more and more time with your sister, Decaf.  I enjoy her company much as I used to enjoy yours. She's a bit of a snooze, yes, but she doesn't leave me feeling jittery and exhausted.

I hope that someday soon we can reconnect without any hard feelings. 

Love always, 
Hailey